Depp Loves to be Creepy

Johnny Depp graces the new cover of Entertainment Weekly dressed as his latest creepy role as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's new remake of Alice in Wonderland.

He loves to be the weird creepy guy!! And he's good at it!

The new movie opens this Friday, and I must say that it looks fantastic! I've always been a Burton fan and the CGI effects that I've seen in the preview look phenomenal! Plus, I really like that Avril Lavigne song from the soundtrack...

Not Lost, Just Confused

The last season of Lost is in full swing, and fans have been glued to their TV sets each week to see what crazy Sh** is going on on the island this time around.

I've watched ONE episode of this series; the first episode of season 1. I wasn't very impressed. But all of my friends who are obsessed with it keep telling me that I have to sit down and watch ALL of the seasons and then I will finally understand why it's so awesome.

...Do I have to?

Two of the cast members grace the cover of this week's Entertainment Weekly. Matthew Fox is a stud, but I'm still not convinced about this show.

Anyone feel free to chime in.

(Image courtesy of EW.com)

It's Sexy Time

Billboard.com has just released the "50 Sexiest Songs of All Time" and let me tell you, this list is frickin ridiculous!

I'll let you check it out, but these sexy tunes run the gamut of legit hot (Cassie's "Me and U", Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On") to the obnoxiously cheesy (Heart's 'All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You", The Captain and Tennille's "Do That To Me One More Time.")

I was not impressed by their pick for the #1 most sexy song; it's soo cheesy!! And I think it's actually a joke...well I hope it is...

Check out the list for yourself!

Billboard's Sexiest Songs

(Image courtesy of atlantaprideweekend.com)

Sucks to Lose a Bet When You're Famous

Kiefer Sutherland showed up to the David Letterman Show last night dressed in a heinous green dress, leaving the audience to wonder if this was a new plot twist in 24?

Of course it isn't! Sutherland actually lost a bet with a friend over the weekend, when he said the New England Patriots were going to win in the playoffs.

Unfortunately they didn't, and he had to wear this crazy-ass dress on national TV!!

Check out the interview, and the dress right here!

Channing Tatum All Hot and Bothered Down There

Here's the opening paragraph from the new interview with Channing Tatum in Details Magazine:

"Channing Tatum's penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that's been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled. It appears angry. And it's painful to view. My penis hurts just from looking at it. Movie stars tend to be vain, by nature and profession, but Chan—that's what everyone calls him—does not mind one bit showing me his sad, withered wiener."

Umm EW. Apparently the actor burned his..uh...member while filming his latest movie The Eagle of the Ninth, when a crew member who was supposed to pour warm water in his wet suit after a frigid water scene instead poured SCALDING water on his crotch.

That blows.

Tatum says everything is back to normal, but I don't really see how someone who received third degree burns on their dong can ever be 'normal' again.

(Image courtesy of details.com)

Dylan to Release Christmas Album

It has been confirmed that Bob Dylan will be releasing his first Christmas album, according to Billboard. The legendary artist has already recorded versions of "I'll Be Home For Christmas," as well as "Here Comes Santa Claus."

I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I'd enjoy a Bob Dylan Christmas album. I usually think holiday CD's are for people with um, good voices, who cover these cheesy songs and make them somewhat enjoyable by belting the crap out of them.

Our boy Robert Zimmerman does not quite have the pipes to carry this baby out. The world's best songwriter of all time should not be doing Christmas covers!

The Pope Releasing a New Album? WTF?

This is some of the weirdest music news in quite some time.

Pope Benedict XVI will be releasing his own album off of Geffen Records, and will be a compilation of Lauretan litanies and prayers...

whattttt??

Execs at the label are claiming that listeners will be amazed by the power of his voice. sureeee...

Let's just hope the god's smite this one in the bud before we have to listen to this god awful hot mess.