"Channing Tatum's penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that's been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled. It appears angry. And it's painful to view. My penis hurts just from looking at it. Movie stars tend to be vain, by nature and profession, but Chan—that's what everyone calls him—does not mind one bit showing me his sad, withered wiener."
Umm EW. Apparently the actor burned his..uh...member while filming his latest movie The Eagle of the Ninth, when a crew member who was supposed to pour warm water in his wet suit after a frigid water scene instead poured SCALDING water on his crotch.
That blows.
Tatum says everything is back to normal, but I don't really see how someone who received third degree burns on their dong can ever be 'normal' again.
(Image courtesy of details.com)
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